The sound of glass breaking. It is probably one of the most frightening sounds a mommy will ever hear.
- Whatever just shattered was probably yours, something you liked or something you needed.
- Broken glass is dangerous (Poor Honeybun was an innocent casualty of our recent glass explosion when Doodle decided to chuck my casserole lid onto the tile floor)
- Cleaning up shattered glass is the WORST THING EVER!
Here is my process for cleaning up broken glass:
- Scream “Nobody move!” and mean it.
- If you are barefoot, very, very, very carefully navigate the shards and put some shoes on (I learned that foam flip flops are not the best choice, something with a harder bottom would be ideal).
- Return to the scene and help evacuate all non-essential personnel from the scene to a “safe zone”.
- Begin cleanup by sweeping up all you can. Be sure to sweep well under the cabinets, appliances, furniture, etc.
- Vacuum the area PLUS a large radius around the area since glass flies like a criminal fleeing the police! (I broke out our “big guns” vacuum for this job instead of our usual little stick vacuum we use for quick clean ups).
- Mop the area (we have a steam mop we use most of the time but I prefer to use our Swiffer WetJet for glass since I can throw away the pads when I’m done).
- Do a visual inspection of the area to ensure all glass was captured (again, check under the cabinets, appliances, furniture).
- When it appears all glass has been captured, reopen the area to the public.
- You will probably continue to find glass after the fact and be ready for a nice little glass pile next time you move your appliances and/or furniture.